PA Football News Archives
November 2019
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
November 21, 2019 | Phil Myers
Now Protime loves Christmas as much as the next guy, maybe more. He likes to go shopping with Mrs. Protime. On Christmas morning he gets as giddy as a dog getting its belly rubbed. He watches Miracle on 34th Street, Holiday Inn, and It’s A Wonderful Life every year. Don’t tell anyone, but he’s been […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
November 14, 2019 | Phil Myers
Since Monday was Veteran’s Day, this week’s column is in honor of all the veterans, young and old. You are not forgotten within the world of football, especially high school football. God Bless everyone of you for your service and thank you!! For your information, Sunday November 10th was the Marine Corps birthday. Ooo-rah and […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
November 7, 2019 | Phil Myers
Hearkening back to yesteryear is a favorite Protime activity. He remembers the motley crew of characters he used to attend football games with when he was in high school. There was ‘Smoke Bomb’ Smith, who threw smoke bombs onto the field when we scored a touchdown. He got caught during the last game of the […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
October 31, 2019 | Phil Myers
You know how Protime can tell he still hasn’t lost a step? When he and Mrs. P go walking on Sundays, Protime is almost able to keep up with her. You know how he can tell he hasn’t lost his dexterity? He was able to duck under a chained off area to talk to a […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
October 24, 2019 | Phil Myers
Protime wants to know if anyone still plays board games. It seems all anyone wants to do these days is stare at a smart phone. Even now Protime, Mrs. Protime, and Protime Junior play board games on any given night. And back in the day, Protime and brothers Protime spent hours seeing who was better […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
October 17, 2019 | Phil Myers
This could only happen to Protime. Two weeks ago, was the infamous painting fiasco, last week was the equally infamous plumbing escapade. The Protime family was in need of a new toilet and Protime was firm in his decision to save some bucks and put it in himself. First of all, he forgot to turn […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
October 10, 2019 | Phil Myers
This past Saturday Protime was goaded into doing some painting by the pretty Mrs. P. Just as he arrived home from the paint store, Protime smelled paint in the car. To his astonishment the paint can he had put in the back seat had tipped over, the lid had popped off, and paint was all […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS by Phil
October 3, 2019 | Phil Myers
To say Protime has a sweet tooth is an unquestionable understatement. When he was a kid his favorite summertime meal was strawberry shortcake. Father and Mother Protime would, on occasion, go to a buffet restaurant where Protime would load his plate with jello, cake, pudding, cookies (especially oatmeal raisin if available), and an assortment of […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS: WEEK 6, WHO YA GOT?
September 26, 2019 | Phil Myers
Many years ago, Protime decided he would go into the predictions business. He began with college games and progressed into the high school dynamic. He’s been trying to divine winners for almost 50 years now. During the first year he acquired a very special crystal ball that is correct more times than not. He has […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS: WEEK 5, WHO YA GOT?
September 18, 2019 | Phil Myers
Last week Protime decided to try the sidelines instead of the press box where he usually takes pictures and keeps game stats. You probably won’t see him on the sidelines again for a while. First of all, he lost the lens to his camera. (It was found after the game under the goal posts, right […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS: WEEK 3, WHO YA GOT?
September 11, 2019 | Phil Myers
Protime took a little jaunt down ‘Memory Lane’ last week. No, he was not jogging down the street across town, his mind was traveling back in time. Doesn’t everyone’s? For all those old enough, remember the sandlot and pick-up football games when you were kids? You’d come home with grass stains on your pants, maybe […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS 2019 Week Two! Who ya got??
September 4, 2019 | Phil Myers
A couple of weeks ago the Protime family visited relatives in Annapolis, MD to celebrate Mrs. Protime’s birthday. Now these relatives have a real nice place and have some fancy things that Protime isn’t used to seeing back in his neck of the woods. Take for example the pepper used for Mrs. P’s wonderful birthday […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS Week One: Who ya got?
August 29, 2019 | Phil Myers
Change. Protime doesn’t like it much. His body is changing and that’s no fun dealing with all those little aches and pains. His six pack abs have changed into a small keg right before his eyes. Work is changing by going paperless with the modern technological automated contraptions. Protime even changed his phone which used […]
PROTIME PREDICTIONS, Who ya GOT?? Week Zero Edition @Protime_PFN
August 21, 2019 | Phil Myers
He’s more accurate than the weatherman. He’s more savvy than the dalai lama. He picks more winners than Jimmy the Greek ever did. And he’s more fun than watching your favorite high school football team clobber their arch-rival. He’s Protime and he’s back for another jolly year of pertinent predictions. In 2018, your favorite prognosticator […]
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