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Phil Myers

Phil Myers
Phil "Protime" Myers covers high school football games all over the state with the blessing of his wonderful wife. "Protime" also predicts most of the biggest games around the state each week. His prognostications are second to none, usually averaging 80% or better.
 
 
 
 

District Nine Review and Standings – Week 8

October 18, 2022

Just like the week before, another trio of great games were played Friday.  Port Allegany gave Redbank Valley their first loss of the season by beating the Bulldogs 8-7.  Redbank and Port were scoreless heading to the 4th quarter.  Redbank took the 7-0 lead after they stopped Port on fourth down at the ten.  On […]

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Protime Predictions Week 8, 2022

October 13, 2022

When Protime first heard the words gym rat he thought, ‘I better find somewhere else to go.  I don’t want no rat nibbling on my feet whilst I’m in the middle of bench pressing 300 pounds.  I certainly don’t need to have some rodent hop into my gym bag unnoticed and stowaway to my house […]

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District Nine Review and Standings – Week 6

October 4, 2022

Some really good games occurred in District 9 this past Friday.  In one of the better games of the year, Central Clarion put their 5-0 record on the line against Karns City.  The game was tied at 20 after 3 quarters and stayed that way as the 4th quarter ended sending the contest into overtime.  […]

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Penn Cambria Remains Unbeaten, Hands Bedford First Loss

October 1, 2022

Penn Cambria is for real.  Just ask the Bedford Bisons.  On a beautiful night for football in Cresson, the hometown heroes took advantage of a couple Bedford turnovers in the first half and the Panther defense pitched a shutout in the second half to send Bedford home with their first loss of the season, 27-20. […]

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Protime Predictions

September 29, 2022

Not long ago Protime was asked to be part of a radio team that was going to broadcast area football games.  Suddenly memories of speaking in public that had haunted Protime for years came back into the picture.  Granted, describing a football game on the radio to thousands of people is vastly different than speaking […]

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Conversation with Coach – Mike Ricci, Garnet Valley

September 28, 2022

Photos tbone smith What happened in 2006 that took a successful coach and football program to the next level?  Coach Mike Ricci’s record at Garnet Valley was 97-93-1 in his first nineteen years.  Since 2006 his teams were an amazing 164-32.  The answer to what caused that drastic turnaround, Ricci’s coaching philosophies, what his plans […]

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District Nine Review and Standings – Week 5

September 27, 2022

The Ridgway Elkers gave Redbank Valley and their faithful fans a scare last week before falling to the Bulldogs 42-33.  Clearfield appears to be gaining steam as they won their 4th straight easily over a tough Penns Valley squad.  Union/AC Valley seems to be hitting the right notes after a big stumble out of the […]

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Solanco Wins Fifth Straight, Tops Conestoga Valley 41-21

September 24, 2022

A mule is a valued work animal, strong muscled, and tough.  A Golden Mule is a rare breed.  They are mentally tough, hard-working, physically strong, and can only be found in and around Quarryville, PA.  On a cool and breezy Friday night before an almost packed house, the Solanco Golden Mules methodically took charge of […]

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Protime Predictions

September 22, 2022

Protime happily went shopping at the local grocery mart last week at the request of Mrs. Protime.  Standing in the cereal aisle looking for oatmeal, raisin bran, and sugar pops Protime was startled when a lady came up behind him and said, “hey, how ya doing?”  Protime glanced over his shoulder at her and said, […]

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District Nine Review and Standings – Week 4

September 20, 2022

In what was thought to be the game of the week, Redbank Valley fell behind Keystone early and then scored six straight first half touchdowns to mercy rule the Panthers 42-7.  Redbank appears to be on a mission to get back to the state championship game this year.  A couple of other games worth mentioning […]

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Big First Quarter Propels Wyoming Seminary’s Triumph Over The Kiski School

September 18, 2022

    Wyoming Seminary scored 35 first quarter points and never looked back Saturday afternoon at Donald H. Jones Stadium in Saltsburg home of The Kiski School Cougars.  The visiting Blue Knights tacked on another 19 to defeat Kiski 54-22 and thereby upped their record to 2-0 early in the 2022 campaign. “Our guys were […]

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Wagner’s Six TD Tosses Enables Redbank to Defeat #10 Keystone

September 17, 2022

Alabama’s legendary coach, Paul ‘Bear’ Bryant once said, “offense sells tickets, but defense wins championships.”  If that in fact is true then teams around District 9 with Redbank Valley on their schedule do not have a lot to look forward to in playing these hungry Bulldogs, because right now Coach Gold has his team psyched […]

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Protime Predictions

September 15, 2022

A few years ago, Protime and brothers Protime went on a trip down south and stopped at a convenience store for some R and R.  On the magazine rack was a sports magazine.  Inside the magazine was a page with one of those scratch and sniff colognes for men.  Protime liked the fragrance and thinking […]

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Conversation with Coach – Jeff Weachter, Bishop McDevitt

September 14, 2022

Weachter celebrating a big win over La Salle this season.  Coach Weachter is a well-respected man around the halls of Bishop McDevitt High School.  McDevitt students from all sports come to him for advice regarding their college recruitment, scholarships, etc.  He is also well-respected among coaches and others associated with high school football as he […]

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District Nine Review and Standings – Week 3

September 13, 2022

The game of the week last week was the Keystone Panther 20-19 victory over the Brookville Blue Raiders.  Brookville led 13-0 in the first quarter and 19-12 in the fourth when Kyle Nellis scored a TD with just over 6 minutes remaining.  Trailing 19-18, Keystone’s coach, Todd Smith, appeared to elect to try the game […]

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Noah Cherry’s 4 TDs Difference in Elk County’s Victory Over Bucktail

September 10, 2022

On a warm evening in St. Marys, a perfect night for high school football, the Crusaders of Elk County Catholic shot down the Bucktail Bucks by a score of 30-16.  Noah Cherry led the way offensively for the Crusaders scoring all 4 of his team’s touchdowns to go along with his 187 yards rushing which […]

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Protime Predictions

September 8, 2022

The other day Protime had to run some errands for the lovely Mrs. Protime.  His last stop was the local grocery mart.  When he goes to the grocery mart, he spends the majority of time in the cereal aisle and the baked goods aisle.  Mrs. P can always find him in one of those two […]

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Conversation with Coach – Bob Palko, Mount Lebanon

September 7, 2022

Bob Palko is coming off a Cinderella Season for the ages.  In 2021, his Mount Lebanon Blue Devils not only went 15-0 to win the 6A state title, but they slayed the giant and three-time defending state champion, St. Joseph’s Prep in the grand finale at Hershey.  It was Mount Lebanon’s first football state championship.  […]

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District 9 Review and Standings – Week 2

September 6, 2022

The top game of the week had to be the DuBois Beaver 27-26 win over Brockway.  The game came down to the final play from the DuBois 5-yard line where a slant pass was stopped at the 1-yard line to prevent the Rovers from winning.  The Brockway coaching staff elected to go for the touchdown […]

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DuBois Beats Brockway by a Yard (and a Point)

September 3, 2022

Before one of the biggest crowds in recent memory at DuBois’ Mansell Stadium, the DuBois Beavers beat the Brockway Rovers 27-26 when they stopped the visitors one yard shy of winning the game as time expired.  The game was also one of the best games Mansell Stadium has seen for quite a while as the […]

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Protime Predictions

September 1, 2022

Protime is not really technologically savvy.  This past week when the powers to be at PFN called for a zoom meeting, Protime had no idea what they were talking about.  When Protime was a little Protimer, he played with model planes and hot wheels cars.  The noise they made was ‘zoom’, but he was pretty […]

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Recap of the Chambersburg Peach Bowl Football Showcase

August 30, 2022

First and foremost, special thanks should be given to Chambersburg’s AD Ron Coursey who put together a pretty good six-game package.  He, his administrative assistant, Cindy Myers, and all his other helpers did a fantastic job.  Although only 5 games were played, three of those were classic games and two of them went down to […]

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D-9 Review and Top Performers for the Week of August 26 and 27

August 30, 2022

Team wise, there were no real surprises or upsets the first week, although some scores were not expected.  DuBois beating Karns City was not really a surprise considering the number and quality of players the Gremlins lost to graduation.  But beating them 28-7 probably was not expected by most.  PFN’s #10 ranked single A team, […]

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Woodland Hills Holds on to Defeat William Penn in Classic

August 28, 2022

Wolverines celebrate the winning goal line stand In a game of two halves, the Woodland Hills Wolverines beat the William Penn Bearcats 28-24 in Saturday’s second game of the Chambersburg Peach Bowl Football Showcase.  It was a tremendous game that saw the Bearcats come back from a three-touchdown deficit and come within a few feet […]

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Central Bucks East Outshines Chambersburg in the Peach Bowl

August 28, 2022

  Ethan Shine scored a pair of touchdowns and rushed for 141 yards to lead his C.B. East Patriots to a 38-21 victory over the Chambersburg Trojans in the finale of the scheduled six game Chambersburg Peach Bowl Football Showcase Saturday night.  The 5’11” 215 lb. senior said, “this was absolutely the best season opener […]

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